#15

"You could be invisible sombrero man."

#14

"You don't have a Jedi robe? I'll let you borrow mine."

#13

"You'd look good in blackface."

#12

"Vibrator? ... That's not what you said..."

#11

"They're not human beings. They're homeless people."

#10

"I like this idea of making bums fight. Think you could gamble with it? Is it better or worse than dogfighting?"

#9

"Transcribed what old guy said to... I forget old guy's name."

#8

"That's not your fault. You're not saying the words."

#7

"Don't scratch my ear. Stop it."

#6

"We'll walk around the hospital with a bunch of cats and have them knead dying people."

#5

"Dude, drop the N-bomb on there or something. We got to make this thing spicy."

#4

"Is it illegal to... you know... help that stuff happen?"

#3

"Hey, do illegal immigrants have pimps? Like, working pimps?"

#2

"Think of EZ Pass, but you pay money to get access to more lanes. And the money goes to homeless people."

#1

"If you gave me five dollars, I'd squeeze a girl's boobs."